Turn the sound up, sit back, and enjoy the synthetic tones of Phineas's MIDI of the Week.

There's no hiding from the truth:  Someone, somewhere, consciously sat down and MIDIficatonised Sk8er Boi by Canadian naughtiness Avril Lavigne.  So we consciously sat down and decided to share the result with you. 

Previous MIDI's of the Week:

Barbie Girl.  Yes, it's Aqua. Which is French for 'water'......

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In honour of the (frankly inevitable) Take That revival, here for your MIDI delight is a trio of classics from those pesky 90's.  By the way, their new single is actually really rather good.....

A Million Love Songs (Try Not To Vomit)

Could It Be Tragic

Relight My Fire (Never Light Fires Indoors)

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Slade. Merry Xmas Everybody.. Probably the most famous Christmas song ever performed by a puppet. Hmm??  What?  Sorry.....??  Who?  Noddy Holder?  Not a puppet??  Yeh whatever.  IT'S CCCHHHHRRRRIIIISSSTTTTT-MMAAAASSSSSSS.  

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No, not Ryan Adams.  Bryan Adams.  BRYAN.  No, they're different people.  BRRRYYAN.  Ah forget it.  Obviously the preferred Wrangler Man song to MIDIficate is 'Everything I Do, I do For You'. It's time to run yourself a hot bath, this is pure MIDI Gold. 

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This week we celebrate a failing education system - without such a thing we would never have had the DELIGHT of S Club 7.  This collection of teeny-pop puppets (with the exception of Jo of course, who has an arse out of which the Sun surely beams) brought us Reach.  Enjoy - this MIDI version is far better than the original.  

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Formed in Birmingham in 1984 and with several hits in 1989, including She Drives Me Crazy..... yes, it's Fine Young Cannibals. 

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Britney Spears - Hit Me Baby One More Time.  An S&M classic from the plastic Redneck songstress. 

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Ace Of Base - All That She Wants.  Dance-pop from those crazy Swedes.